Well, guess what, they weren't. We both made a fast sweep of the room, and no glasses anywhere to be seen, all the while he kept insisting, "I know I put them on the night table yesterday!". I kept telling him that they couldn't have grown legs and walked away. Anywho, I sent him on out to catch the bus, then continued searching the house. Still no sign of them. I have a key to my mom's house next door (he went over there for a while yesterday), so I let myself in and looked over there. No glasses to be seen, so I come back to the house and continue searching.
A few minutes later, the phone rings. It was Andrew calling from the school using his homeroom teachers phone. He said when he got on the bus this morning, his bus driver handed his glasses to him. He left them on the bus yesterday! Geesh!
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