"Oh another true story:
I was once too lazy to buy condoms and, at the time I was in a rut and only banging upper-class sluts that required the use of a condom. I found some thin old kid's balloons that worked suprisingly well save for the lack of lubrication.
On the downside, I learned the hard way one night that you can't use Icey Hot for lubrication. There is nothing more amusing than a naked chick screaming and clawing for you while chasing you around the room with a kid's balloon half stuck in her cootie."