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Long-Ass Sex Survey Lifted From "MySpace"...


1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006? No

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Only if you consider the back yard at night a "public place".

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? Yup.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? No.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yes.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? No.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Either is fine with me!

9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX? Yes, but not in over 12 years.

10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes, thus my son arrived in the world.

12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? No.

13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME? I'd be willing to give it a go... if the other two were of the female gender!

14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? No, but willing on that point also. The ex made me get rid of what porn I had after we married.

15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? No.

16.HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Condom? Never used one, but keep them handy "just in case" I meet someone who wants me to use one.

17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Developing a nosebleed once right in the middle of the "action".

18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 27

19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Milla Jovovich.

20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE? Not sure. I know 69 is possible however.

21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Nope.

22. EVER USED TOYS? Nope.

23. EVER DONE IT IN AN ELEVATOR? Nope.

24. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN SHOWER BEFORE? Yup.

25.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX IN A CAR? I've gotten a BJ while driving. Good thing "both of my brains" can operate independently of one another if they need to!
 
26. IF YOU'RE ON A DESERTED ISLAND, WHAT DO YOU WEAR? If no one else is there, I'd probably go "free wheeling", like I do most of the time now around the house!

27. OLDEST AND YOUNGEST YOU'VE GONE OUT WITH AND/OR SLEPT WITH? The ex-wife, she was 18, I was 27. Oldest was an old ex-girlfriend about a year after the divorce, she was the same age as me. Looong dry spell since then...

28. ORAL SEX? Hello!  :-)

29. FOREPLAY? Yup. I could "eat at the Y" for hours! ;-)

30. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER TIE YOU UP? Possibly.

31. ANAL? The ex brought up the topic once, after that, it was at least twice a week, her being the "input" of course.

32. GAY PORN? Two ladies yes, two guys makes my skin crawl.

33. BEASTIALITY? Ack!

34. S&M? As long as it isn't too painful. I can't stand pain... it hurts me!

35. NOONERS? Anytime of the day or night is fine by me!

36. SEX IN SNOW? I live in Louisiana, are you kidding me?

37. SEX IN RAIN? I'd go for it.

38.IF YOU'RE AT A WEDDING - WITH NO DATE, DO YOU HIT ON THE HOTGROOMSMAN/BRIDESMAID? No, because I'm afraid they'd "hit on" ME as a response.

39. EVER FED SOMEONE STRAWBERRIES IN BED? No.

40. BATHE IN SHIT? Bleech!

41. SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANOTHER COUPLE? Only if we knew each other VERY well, and there was no "cross-pollination"...

42. EVER HAD SEX WITH HIS/HER PARENTS IN THE ROOM? Parents house, but no parents present in the house at the time.

43.EVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE ON YOUR TOP 8? No, but there are a few that I wouldn't mind... uhh... nevermind... better keep quiet on this one. Discretion is the better part of valor... and sex....

44. EVER HAD SEX WITH A FRIEND'S EX OR CURRENT GF/BF? No, but there have been a few of my friends ex girlfriends I wouldn't have minded a "roll in the hay" with.

45. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARENTS READ THIS SURVEY? My mom wouldn't think anything of it. She KNOWS I'm demented!
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