Albert Sims (albert71292) wrote,
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Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

10. Gets winded purring

9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them

8. The Maury people call every damn hour

7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar

6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks

5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort

4. Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention

3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop

2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section

1. Instead of "meow" he says, "mayo"

 From "The Late Show with David Letterman"

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