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Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Be Named Time Magazine's Person Of The Year

10. "Your biggest achievement this year was hooking up your Tivo"

9. "You failed a paternity test on 'Maury'"

8. "The only award you've ever won is for eating your weight in ribs"

7. "You were on the Robert Blake jury"

6. "Don't subscribe to 'Time', but you do flip through 'Hustler' at 7-Eleven"

5. "You were on the Michael Jackson Jury"

4. "Only compliment you got this year was some idiot telling you you're doing 'a heck of a job'"

3. "You have Bill Gates' looks, Bill Gates' personality, without Bill Gates' money"

2. "You donate your free time to hot tubbin' with whores"

1. You did this...

From the "Late Show with David Letterman"

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    Nasty storms moving through the area. Started hearing a steady, low "roaring" sound along with the thunder. As a safety measure, I muted the stream…

  • Rare Snow Day

    The view out my back door this morning. Also, currently 17ºF...

  • Melting Weather

    Is it any wonder why I tend to stay as "stripped down" as possible this time of year?

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