"Hi, I was calling for my friend Jezabel, but I think I have the wrong number. But, you have a really cute voice...Bye."
First time for everything, I guess.
Sucks when the lottery jackpots are really high, and you KNOW you stand no chance of winning anything, because you have no money to spare for a…
Over the years, the door leading out to the carport has gotten a bit misaligned, causing a couple gaps around the side and bottom, causing outside…
Just went to the Louisiana DMV website and canceled the license plate on the ol' Ranger. Got the insurance bill for the next six months and couldn't…