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A Few More Jokes...In Lieu Of Anything Better To Post...

IMPURE THOUGHTS
Little Johnny was taking confession, when he told the priest he was having impure thoughts about his sister. "Is this a sin, Father?" he asked. The priest nodded and said, "Yes, Johnny, indeed it is a sin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have!"

FOUR ANIMALS
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four animals." The teacher asked, "Really, and what four animals would that be?" The little girl replied, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it.

THE DISCOVERY
A little girl is talking to her mother and says, "Mommy, I just found out our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!" The mother is in shock, but tries to keep her cool. The mother says, "You mean it's small?" The little girl replies, "No, it's salty."

OLDER WOMEN
Q: What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A: A navel.
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