Albert Sims (albert71292) wrote,
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Pardon Me While I Have A Major Coronary...

Last night at work, this very attractive young woman writes a check for her purchase. She's wearing a low cut blouse, and she bends down over the counter to write the check. Almost directly in my line of vision is the "valley of happiness". All the blood in my body rushed suddenly to a certain unmentionable part of my anatomy. I thought I was going to hyperventilate....
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