Oh, what the heck, everyone else seems to be doing it...

Fill in the blanks...stolen firstly from

webkin, who stole it from

joedecker...

I ____ albert71292.
albert71292 is ____.
If I were alone in a room with albert71292 I would _______.
I think albert71292 should _____.
albert71292 needs ______.
I want to ____________ albert71292.

Now, back to the living room to finish watching "Dateline NBC"....