August 14th, 2008

cheers

Dummies

It's amazing the dumb people that I encounter at my job. Twice today, I was asked by a customer, "Excuse me, do you work here?" They always ask this question when my name badge is clearly visible, and I'm either stocking shelves or putting eggs in the egg bunker.

I just want to turn around and, in my best "Frank Nelson" impersonation, say, "No, I'm celebrating Halloween early, and this is my costume!"

It's days like this I need a nice, tall, cool Screwdriver drink when I get home in the evening!