July 15th, 2006

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Not Much Happenin' Today

I'd rather be working somewhere, but since none of the over 30 places I've applied at locally has called, I'm sitting here in front of the computer deciding where else to apply starting Monday. Would help I guess if I had some kind of training for something... seriously thinking of looking into it soon if no one hires me, because it seems the only places that are hiring locally at the moment require some kind of "skill".

Around 1pm (central time) I'll start listening to the live online stream of Leo Laporte's technology radio show till about 4pm.

Andrew has went up the road to his friends house for a few hours. He'll need to get back here by at least 4:30pm, to shower, change clothes, and get ready to go with my mom and I to a surprise birthday party for my Aunt Traudl at Catfish Cabin this evening (I'm fairly certain my aunt doesn't read this journal... don't even think she has a 'puter). She'll be turning 80. I'll probably be seeing cousins and other relatives tonight I haven't seen in over a decade. Here is the most recent picture I have of her (far right), with my mom (far left), and Yakov Smirnoff (center)...

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Fark.com nearly owed me a new keyboard...

I was reading a thread about what people do for shortcuts when they are lazy. A comment by Farker aphexcoil3 nearly made me spit coffee all over my keyboard... funniest thing I've read in ages...

"Oh another true story:

I was once too lazy to buy condoms and, at the time I was in a rut and only banging upper-class sluts that required the use of a condom. I found some thin old kid's balloons that worked suprisingly well save for the lack of lubrication.

On the downside, I learned the hard way one night that you can't use Icey Hot for lubrication. There is nothing more amusing than a naked chick screaming and clawing for you while chasing you around the room with a kid's balloon half stuck in her cootie."
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