Have you ever noticed that you never seem to get laid on St. Patrick's Day?
Just finished relocating my cordless Sony telephone. The table in the living room between the recliner and the sofa where I've had it setting since getting it in 1998 was a bad place, where "Eastwood" was concerned. I was gone a few hours, when I came home, the answering machine on the base was off and the base anteanna was in a "down" position. I had caught him before messing with the anteanna and scolded him, but guess that wasn't enough. Can't risk losing any job calls, so finally decided to mount the phone on the wall. No room on the wall on that side of the room, so had to mount it on the other side of the room.