January 15th, 2004

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Darnnit...

Got home, saw there was a message on my answering machine, caller-ID read "Suncoast", so first thought to cross my mind was "Hey, they're calling to hire me!"...played the message, it was just a recording "alerting" me to a sale at their store this Saturday.... knocked the wind out of my sails very fast...
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Top Ten Reasons George W. Bush Wants To Put A Man On Mars

Top Ten Reasons George W. Bush Wants To Put A Man On Mars

10. Dick Cheney needs a new undisclosed location

9. It's part of his "No Planet Left Behind" initiative

8. Great deal on the off-season airfare right now at Expedia.com

7. Maybe we'll find some weapons of mass destruction there

6. We've run out of places on Earth to drill for oil

5. Hoping to get Mork's autograph

4. We cannot back down until the people of Mars hold free elections

3. Dude, free Mars bars

2. Why not? It's not like we have an enormous debt or failing economy

1. Pete Rose bet him we wouldn't do it

(Taken From: "Late Show with David Letterman" website.)
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LOL....

New Brands Of Cereal...



For more of the same, click the picture. Old friend stopping by after he leaves work...won't be in front of the computer much tonight.
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