Albert's Place

Dang, come home from work to find out that both John Ritter AND Johnny Cash have died! Not too surprised to hear about Johnny Cash, but never would have thought John Ritter!

10. Ben had a date that night

9. Until yesterday, Jennifer thought she was marrying Matt Damon

8. Hectic shooting schedule for "Gigli 2"

7. The Sizzler had double-booked a bar-mitzvah on the same night

6. Last night he came home to find her being kissed by Madonna

5. Only way they can think of to postpone their divorce

4. Somehow Letterman actually got an invitation

3. The "something borrowed" was a wedding gown Winona got at Saks

2. They both suddenly realized "What the hell are we doing?"

1. Caterer needed more time to make plastic wedding-cake bride with gigantic ass

Uh...yeah...sure...

I'll be on cam this afternoon, although I'll be sleeping...work tonight...