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June 5th, 2003

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Frivolous Lawsuits By Idiots....

THIS has got to be one of the dumber things I've ever read! When I heard the network was changing its name, that guy never crossed my mind! Maybe the estates of Spike Jones and Spike Milligan should get together and sue Lee for using the name "Spike"....
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OKAY.....

THIS is just dumb and stupid! And it confirms I need to get away from the 'puter and go watch some DVD's or something, and have a few more "belts" of bourbon....

You need me, I'll be in HERE....
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Heh....

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune....

Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Ghostbusters

Just watched the DVD of "Ghostbusters" I bought yesterday...a vast improvement over my "taped off TV" version. Only thing, everytime I hear the Ray Parker Jr. theme song, I can't help but replace his lyrics with my old friend Randy Haney's parody lyrics he improvised on the "King Jam" special he recorded on October 15,1984 for "Tape & Record Show Enterprises". For a 3.78MB downloadable MP3 copy of the song, you can go HERE. Hope the link works, first time I ever posted a "file" for download....