April 15th, 2002

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My Goofy Relatives....

From my Uncle Bill yesterday...
Lesson:

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was placed in a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sprem.

The fourth worm was placed in a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol--dead!

Second worm in cigarette smoke--dead!

Third worm in sperm--dead!

Fourth worm in soil--alive!

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke, and have sex, you won't get worms

From my Aunt Mona today...
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
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Hate to ban people from posting in my journal, BUT.....

Just had to change some settings in my journal as to who can or cannot post, because of ONE bad apple. Got a comment from an "Anonymous" poster today that said:
subject: message from *** (not giving out the name here)

*** says you are a c..t


THEN, not more than 5 minutes after getting that in my email notifications, get another comment in reply to that one, from the person the message above was supposidly from, saying:
I did not post the above comment......

Coincidence? I think not! The above person in question was removed from my friends list a while back after getting snitty saying I HAD to "take sides" in a recent parting of the ways between he and another LJ user, when it is my preference to remain neutral in such matters. I've also noticed I've been removed from his friends list also, so, how could he have spotted that first comment so quickly? I really think the "Anonymous" poster and the actual poster are one and the same, so I have changed my settings to ban the poster, plus all "Anonymous" posts!
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