November 14th, 2001

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Another "Questionaire" Thingy...

Nicked from ellessee, who nicked it from heddan...

1. I hurt: from lack of work and companionship
2. I love: my mother and friends.
3. I hate: my ex wife...the bitch!
4. I cry: if something sets me off,but rarely
5. I fear: heights
6. I hope: ...I find work soon!
7. I sadden: when someone close to me is saddened
8. I feel alone: all the time
9. I kill: insects
10. I talk: a lot after a few drinks!
11. I listen: when someone wants to unburden themselves,but I'm terrible on advice...
12. I break: wind
13. I see: only when my eyes are open
14. I smell: [see number 12]
15. I taste: whatever goes near my tongue
16. I work: here recently, just around the house unfortunantly
17. I remember: only up to about an hour ago
18. I hold: animosity toward the ex wife
19. I hide: nothing...I let it all "hang out"
20. I pray: never
21. I walk: when I have to get up to go do something
22. I drive: only when I have somewhere I need to go
23. I read: occassionally
24. I burn: leaves after they're raked
25. I breathe: to survive
26. I play: compact discs, dvd's, VHS, LP's,cassettes, 45's,etc...
27. I miss: my childhood
28. I touch: anything that doesn't bite or burn
29. I learn: occassionally
30. I feel: like sinuses are having another go at me
31. I know: just enough to get by
32. I've said: too much already...
33. I dream: of Jeannie
34. I have: a whole lot of everything and a whole lot of nothing!
35. I want: Sandra Bullock to sit on my face
36. I fall: only after too many drinks...oh, and that one time I blacked out a year ago
37. I wait: for one of these freakin' places I've applied at several times to call me!!!
38. I need: a hot woman right about now, and a job
39. I live: in a cheapish house
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Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard...

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash -- am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His homework ate the dog
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
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