Albert Sims (albert71292) wrote,
Albert Sims
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Stolen From crayon_goddess


i am



what sexual performer are you?


damn, you're good. you're intimate and reckless. you buy stuff that you could barely afford but you live a life others would envy. work is just something to get you by while you are preoccupied with thoughts about the opposite sex. you seduce with intellect when looks fail you. the thrill of the chase fuels you and you're not afraid to try new things. your intimacy goes beyond the flames of passion.

you look for love at the most inopportune of moments. you sleep with impunity and could break a few marriages if not caught. you love sex with a dash of danger.

oral sex? with passion.

sexual positions? you go with the flow.
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*=actually, I doubt if I'd even remember "how"....
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