Albert Sims (albert71292) wrote,
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My Goofy Relatives....

From my Uncle Bill yesterday...
Lesson:

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was placed in a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sprem.

The fourth worm was placed in a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol--dead!

Second worm in cigarette smoke--dead!

Third worm in sperm--dead!

Fourth worm in soil--alive!

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke, and have sex, you won't get worms

From my Aunt Mona today...
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
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