Just returned from the mailbox. There was a box in it with my name on it, that read "Here are the books you requested". I hadn't requested any books, but opened the box anyway. It contained two Harlequin romance paperbacks. Tossed the box in the garbage, didn't bother to open the attached envelope. Gave the two books to mom, seeing as how I don't care for romance novels.
I like to read however, but my tastes are more into mysteries and crime novels, and the occasional P.G. Wodehouse book.