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Dec. 7th, 2016


Fake News??

Umm...isn't "Gizmodo" supposed to be a "tech" site? AT&T isn't trying to buy the CABLE company! Geesh!

Albert's Place2

Strange Dream and Interpretation

Had the weirdest dream last night. Don't remember some of it, but I was in a tall building in a room with a female online acquaintance from Britain who was a Livejournal/Facebook friend for some time (who seems to have vanished off the face of the earth about a year ago, even though her accounts are still there, just not updated). I was "snuggling" with her on a sofa. The radio was on. Suddenly an announcement came on which stated that the building we were in had been invaded by "nanoworms", who would eat through ANYTHING in their path, including the building AND the people in it.

We were instructed to run for the "safe room" in the basement, which was apparently built with a material the nanoworms couldn't get through. So, we go there, with about twenty other people. Once there, the girl and I go into a secluded corner, sit on the floor, and continue snuggling. I get carried away, and put my hand on her "nether region". She backs away slightly.

Then, because I woke up having to go to the bathroom, the dream ends.

I've been thinking the dream over, and IF dreams do have "meanings", my interpretation comes to these guesses...

1. Grabbing a girl's nether region = President Assclown-elect is known for that
2. Because of number 1, Tall building = Possibly a "Trump Tower"
3. Nanoworms eating building = President Assclown destroying country.
4. British online acquaintance = Maybe I should move there to be safe.

Only bad thing, I can't afford to move one house over, nonetheless to another COUNTRY!

Dec. 5th, 2016


Random Music Reminders

I glanced at the clock. It read 1:01pm. Suddenly, for some reason, Hall and Oates "One on One" popped into my head.

Dec. 4th, 2016

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Not Very "Centered"

Kinda cool here in the back part of the house. Can't turn the heat up though, because then mom would get too hot in the front part of the house. "Central" air unit wasn't installed near the "center" of the house. :-/

Dec. 3rd, 2016

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I HATE cold, dreary, rainy days!
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Dec. 2nd, 2016

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Early Voting Part Deux

Just returned from early voting for the Senator run-off and a couple of parish tax thingys. They are still handing out stickers...


Dec. 1st, 2016


2016 Just Won't STOP :-(


Andrew Sachs


1930 - 2016

Nov. 27th, 2016


Worlds Collide

As a "Monty Python" and "Fawlty Towers" fan...


Machu Picchu??

Leo Laporte said during a break on his radio show he was going next year to see the ancient ruins at Machu Picchu.

If I want to see "ancient ruins", all I have to do is look in a mirror!

Nov. 25th, 2016


Dammit 2016! :-(


Florence Henderson


1934 - 2016

Nov. 21st, 2016

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Holiday Update

It'll just be mom and I around the house this week. Andrew left early this morning, heading down to South Louisiana to spend the week with the ex-wife.

Hopefully I'll have no major internet issues while he's gone, since he's got all the account info and passwords.

Nov. 14th, 2016

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Cheap Camera = Average Moon

If I learned ONE thing about the "Supermoon", it was that I REALLY need a better camera...


Nov. 12th, 2016



99.6F fever. KNEW I woke up this morning feeling "craptastic". :-(

Nov. 9th, 2016

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The United States is FUCKED.

Nov. 5th, 2016

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Fall Back Reminder

For those who this applies to, a reminder...


Already set my clocks back, because I'm kinda forgetful!

Oct. 25th, 2016

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Early Voting

Line was EXTREMELY long, but mission accomplished!


The ONLY part of the ballot I left blank was U.S. Representative. Wasn't really a choice in that category to choose from.

Oct. 24th, 2016


TotalFark Random Questions

The question "Who was President the last time you either had a date or got laid?" was posted on TotalFark Discussion.

Kinda sad when my answer is "Bill Clinton".

Oct. 20th, 2016


Already Got One

Just stopped at a nearby convenience store to pick up a few MegaMillion lottery tickets for tomorrow nights drawing. Cute Indian lady cashier said "Have a good one!" as I was leaving. I almost replied, "I've already got a good one, but never get a chance to use it!", but stopped myself, because I wasn't sure exactly how she might take it.

Oct. 18th, 2016

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Random Thought

You never hear anyone say "It's a lead-pipe cinch!" anymore.

Oct. 15th, 2016


Try Not To Get Political, BUT...

Local FEMALE "Trump Supporters". Can't even spell "Trump" right. Guess that is normal for the average Trump supporter...


Squinty Eyes

Need to go to an eye doctor one of these years. Whenever I get handed something to read, I have to hold it further and further away to see it. Small print and I have to drag out the ol' magnifying glass.

Oct. 12th, 2016

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Still think sometimes that I see my cat walking into the room out of the corner of my eye. :-(

Desk View

The view from my desk chair...


Yes, I need to buy a new mouse pad!

Oct. 11th, 2016

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Is this the right room for an argument?

A guy and myself in the #TWiTLive IRC chat got into an argument. The story linked about the 80's series "Fraggle Rock" came up. I argued that no way will the show EVER be TRUE "HD". The series was shot on 1980's era broadcast videotape. The best they can do is try to seriously "upscale" the show. The other person, a moderator in the chat, kept trying to tell me it was shot on film, and originally framed for 16:9. He finally got tired of arguing with me, and said "let's move on". He never admitted he had no clue what he was talking about.

Oct. 10th, 2016

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Almost Forgot...


Oct. 8th, 2016


Goodbye My Friend




2003 - 2016

He was acting normal earlier this morning. He ate his food, and laid down by my feet under the desk like he always has. I combed and petted him like I always do in the mornings. I got up to check the mail and put the laundry in the machine, When I got back, I petted him again, he didn't respond. His eyes were open, but he wasn't breathing and I couldn't feel a heartbeat. I'm guessing he had a sudden heart attack. If so, hopefully he didn't suffer. :-(

Andrew helped me bury him in the back yard.
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Oct. 7th, 2016

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Sick Son

Andrew went in to work this morning, even though he wasn't feeling well. He asked to leave work early and went to Conway Hospital's walk-in clinic. He was diagnosed with an upper respiratory infection and acute sore throat. He got two injections in his hip, got prescribed antibiotics and an inhaler, and was given an excuse to stay off work until Monday.

Oct. 2nd, 2016

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This Is Actually Entertaining To Me

Want to get a LOT of snark, derision, retweets, put-downs? Just reply to a celebrity on Twitter,that you plan on voting "Third Party". I did that last night, stuff on Twitter is STILL coming in!

Oct. 1st, 2016

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Decisions Made

Looked up the "Sample Ballot" for my area for the upcoming elections. Got everything decided, even which way I'll be voting on the state constitutional amendments. Only category I WON'T vote at all in this time is "U. S. Representative 5th Congressional District", because NEITHER candidate is for things I believe in.

Sep. 29th, 2016


Gettin' Old

Just did a little dusting/sweeping in the living room. Didn't take much to tucker me out. Think it was the squatting to get the low places.

Sep. 27th, 2016

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Seems legit...


Sep. 25th, 2016


More Old Photos...

Grandma and Grandpa LaComb at my house in the late 1980's...



Me in 1975, then a couple years later in class photos...



Sep. 21st, 2016

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Pro Tip

If you get a gift certificate for Omaha Steaks ,DON'T USE IT! They will call you on the phone to ANNOY you, trying to sell you stuff! I'll be damned if I ever associate with that company again!

Sep. 17th, 2016

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Postal Lates

Either we didn't get any mail today, or it's running very late again. Saturday before last, I didn't get Saturday's mail until Tuesday. I had given up checking for it by 4pm that Saturday, but when I took a bill out to the box to mail that Tuesday morning, mail was in the box. Carrier ran at the regular time that day, so technically, I got mail TWICE that day.
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HA! :-D


Sep. 13th, 2016


Late Night Live Podcasts

What happens when the "Night Attack" crew meets half of the "No Agenda" crew...


A Word From Our Sponsor...

And now for something completely random, here's Ted Knight for JVC...


Sep. 12th, 2016


Grumpy Cat

Took Eastwood for his annual immunizations and exam this morning. As usual, he fussed all the way to the veterinarian's office. Once there, they had to fight to get him out of the carrier. He tried to get away when getting his shots, and didn't want to take his oral worm medication. After the doctor was finished with him, however, he hurriedly ran back into the carrier, and was quiet all the way home. Same routine EVERY year!



Sep. 10th, 2016


ANOTHER Sinus Infection Methinks

Had a headache, runny nose, and burning sensation in my face when I woke up this morning. Just took temperature. 99.4°F. Just took a Coricidin, even thought they make me drowsy. STILL no word from University Health about the appointment they were supposed to reschedule with their ear/nose/throat department. :-/

Aug. 29th, 2016

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Damn You 2016!!! :-(


Gene Wilder


1933 - 2016
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I won a $50 gift certificate for Omaha Steaks from Publisher's Clearing House, so I ordered $50 worth of various jerky.

Aug. 28th, 2016



I leave the room to go tinkle, cat grabs his favorite toy and starts meowing loudly...

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Random Cat Pic

"Eastwood", my fat cat, caught in the process of lying down...


Aug. 27th, 2016


Old Dug Up Silliness

An early "photoshop" I did, back when I was into that kind of thing (found going through old stored files). Person in the picture will recognize herself methinks.


Buzz,Buzz,Buzz Goes The Plane...

Arial spraying for mosquitoes has apparently started. Low flying plane has buzzed over the house several times this evening in the past couple of hours. Either that, or we are under attack!

Aug. 21st, 2016


Blah Humbug

Have you ever noticed that you never seem to get laid on your birthday?

Aug. 20th, 2016

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Another Autographed Item

My autographed "Why and When The Dick Van Dyke Show Was Born" book arrived in the mail this morning...


I now have autographs from Carl Reiner, Kathy Garver(her previous book), Dick DeBartolo(an original "Match Game" card and a photo), and Marcia Ball(a CD). Also have a "Doonesbury" poster signed by Garry Trudeau in 2005 I won in a GoComics contest, but since it wasn't signed explicitly for ME, not sure I can count that as an "autograph".

Aug. 17th, 2016

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Rescheduled Appointment

Ugh. University Health just called regarding my Friday appointment in Shreveport with ear/nose/throat. They said, due to the stuff happening in south Louisiana, they were going to have to reschedule me. They didn't give me a new date on the phone, they said they would be mailing me a new appointment date.

However, I AM able to eat more solid foods since I stopped taking the lisinopril medicine, so apparently that WAS causing my swallowing issues. Bad thing, it took ME doing online research to figure it out, not the doctors at University Health!

Aug. 14th, 2016


Separated At Birth?

Malcolm McDowell and Steve Martin...


Aug. 13th, 2016


Late Night Viewing

Beer reviews this time of night? Why not?


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